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March 28, 2008

The 5 Virtues of The Penis:

Filed under: Uncategorized — amor @ 5:03 pm

phallic symbol

1. Kindness: As a tool for servicing the woman, it keeps giving and giving.

2. Righteousness: It is not selfish. It performs its duty yet it is empty on the inside with nothing of its own.

3. Courteousness: It is polite. It advances or retreats at the right time. It is hard or soft at the right time. Its is shaped neither squarely or pointedly. It will neither hurt nor show a lack of discipline.

4. Wisdom: It knows how to find a way to please a woman, and it will do whatever is in its power to satisfy her.

5. Honesty: It will keep on laboring until it completes its duty. If it can not fulfill its duty, it gives up completely. It is completely honest.

Its completely honest, people. All I can say is, its all good. Have fun with it and use protection.

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