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March 28, 2008

The 5 Virtues of The Penis:

Filed under: Uncategorized — amor @ 5:03 pm

phallic symbol

1. Kindness: As a tool for servicing the woman, it keeps giving and giving.

2. Righteousness: It is not selfish. It performs its duty yet it is empty on the inside with nothing of its own.

3. Courteousness: It is polite. It advances or retreats at the right time. It is hard or soft at the right time. Its is shaped neither squarely or pointedly. It will neither hurt nor show a lack of discipline.

4. Wisdom: It knows how to find a way to please a woman, and it will do whatever is in its power to satisfy her.

5. Honesty: It will keep on laboring until it completes its duty. If it can not fulfill its duty, it gives up completely. It is completely honest.

Its completely honest, people. All I can say is, its all good. Have fun with it and use protection.

7 Comments »

  1. i like this…
    Exactly!

    What tool men have!

    No wonder they think they are better than women… jerks!

    hehehe

    Comment by sunburnfreezerburn — April 14, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

  2. te..link me ha?
    http://iamkindred.wordpress.com
    ciao!! :)

    Comment by abby — May 15, 2008 @ 6:53 am

  3. beaux, So they think their better than women eh…? That when deception comes in. Unlike men, women ain’t honest and yet kind enough to make men feel that they are actually much much worst. nakatawa ko ani. link kita ha????

    Comment by moonjunkie — June 14, 2008 @ 7:26 am

  4. ahhaha..women ain’t honest…we can even let men think that we soooo like their “tool”….but really..don’t we? ahhaha

    Comment by amor0207 — June 26, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

  5. do you? haha

    Comment by kat — July 2, 2008 @ 9:43 pm

  6. I do…ahahha…hmmm …hihihi.ssshhhhh…i’m living up to my wholesome image na baya.

    Comment by amor — July 2, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

  7. oh men…am wondering why I have to choose this theme “banana smoothie”…hmmmm…waaaahhh..unconsciously…
    hehe, i think it matches well with this post…what do you think eh?

    Comment by amor0207 — July 2, 2008 @ 10:03 pm


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